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Tang Nuts

When you get a little poontang from a chick with a wet, but smelly, puss and the smell lingers on your ball sack for days. Usually discovered inadvertently by scratching one’s sack after the dirty deed.
Whew nasty. Smell my fingers. What the hell is that? Muh tang nuts braaaahhh.

Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
mugGet the Tang Nutsmug.

Nut Heavy

A condition whereby excessive semen has been built up by a dude and the scrotum is aching to bust a load of nut.
Two broken wrists has left me quite but heavy.

Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
mugGet the Nut Heavymug.

Synchro-nut

noun
When two or more persons engaging in sexual activities orgasm and/or ejaculate in concert.
verb
The act of orgasming and/or ejaculating in concert with one or more other persons.
noun
That was the best synchro-nut I've ever had.
verb
There's nothing quite like synchro-nutting with one of your best homies.
by MostValuableB November 25, 2018
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Shafty Nut

by Jesuslations January 3, 2021
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Nut Whisper

When you are fucking a girl and you secretly nut inside of her but she doesn't know and only finds out when it's too late.
Yo how was your night with Sarah?

Dude it was amazing! I even managed to pull off a nut whisper!
by LemonSkittlz January 7, 2018
mugGet the Nut Whispermug.

Nut Cracker

When you get hit in the your balls so hard that they crack.
If Karam doesn’t stop harassing Dalia she’s going to give him a Nut Cracker
by The_Ulimate_Noob November 12, 2020
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Nut positive

When getting a nut outweighs the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut negative
I know she’s ugly, but I would say it was an overall nut positive .
by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017
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