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by Kumtukey fly chimken September 15, 2021
Get the Epic Cock And Ballsmug. used to describe something that only these mortal words can convey, something that comes from the literal heavens, something that mortal men crave for, something that could cause total warfare around the world just for it.
by mistercoolguythesauve6900 December 4, 2023
Get the epic awesome-sauce on a plate of bodaciousmug. An epic gamer is a guy who has a big dick and gets all the pussy mostly playing minecraft or any other game than fortnite if he does play fortnite we have a brain dead freak not a EPIC GAMER on our hands.
by Pussy destroyer3069 April 10, 2022
Get the EPIC GAMERmug. Now the most over-used word in the English language. An adjective once reserved to describe a truly memorable event--such as a Lunar Landing--the word is now used to describe EVERYTHING: bowel movements, loaves of cranberry bread, half-assed performances on America's Got Talent, lame jokes, shitty outfits, and utterly immemorable moments such as that night you got drunk, slipped in piss, and barely avoided falling into the urinal. (Whereas HAD you fallen headfirst into the toilet... it would have actually BEEN epic, you moron.)
Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took this morning--it was epic!
Hey, Mike, try one of these cheese-sticks--they're epic!
Bro, the blowjob I got last night was EPIC! (Fails to mention it was the only blowjob he's ever had, so how the fuck would he know?)
Hey, Mike, try one of these cheese-sticks--they're epic!
Bro, the blowjob I got last night was EPIC! (Fails to mention it was the only blowjob he's ever had, so how the fuck would he know?)
by Jimmy C! December 17, 2024
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by OREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO January 29, 2022
Get the Epicmug. When the most epicest stuff happens!!!!
ex: someone's loved one passing away, orange peel inflation price, cube getting caressed and having a cock rubbed on it
ex: someone's loved one passing away, orange peel inflation price, cube getting caressed and having a cock rubbed on it
by OrnagePeelMyNameJeffer August 22, 2019
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