Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.
Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?
Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?
Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!
by flashsync007 March 28, 2011
Get the Dirty Pumamug. When an ugly female with the face of a bulldog and only one working lung dresses up in all black bondage gear including a big black strap on which she uses to "bond" with a highly intoxicated black dj.
Although she may enjoy the procedure, she will most lightly maintain her regular resting bitch face throughout it and will hope to be rewarded with a treat afterwards for being a good doggy.
Although she may enjoy the procedure, she will most lightly maintain her regular resting bitch face throughout it and will hope to be rewarded with a treat afterwards for being a good doggy.
Terry: God my ass is sore bruv! I think Wendy took advantage of me last night again!
Jak: You need to stop letting her come round to yours at the end of the night! Why do you do it!
Terry: I don't know bruv, when Im drunk I just love our Dirty Bond.
Jak: You need to stop letting her come round to yours at the end of the night! Why do you do it!
Terry: I don't know bruv, when Im drunk I just love our Dirty Bond.
by Funkdoctorforeskin April 7, 2023
Get the Dirty Bondmug. by Bigcocka123 April 14, 2020
Get the dirty lakemug. by Girl0712 November 2, 2020
Get the dirty percymug. The act of sexualize pizza while making it and preparing it
Derives from an italian name because is an italian kink.
Derives from an italian name because is an italian kink.
"this pizza is so good I would put my wiener in It"
"Oh no you are such a dirty Giacomo!!"
Or
"This pizza is so beautiful I would fuck It , Sorry if Is a dirty Giacomo thing"
"Oh no you are such a dirty Giacomo!!"
Or
"This pizza is so beautiful I would fuck It , Sorry if Is a dirty Giacomo thing"
by Squareroot07 July 16, 2021
Get the dirty Giacomomug. Dirty Francesco is the act of making a hole in the pillow, drawing your best friend's face on it, then penetrating it until it is filled with semen and then drinking the semen from the pillow
by The useless pillow September 3, 2021
Get the Dirty Francescomug. Me: I heard Max W was at it again the other night. He pulled another the dirty Max's.
Hayden: That poor hooker.
Hayden: That poor hooker.
by BBUUDDAA July 2, 2022
Get the Dirty Maxmug.