douche cough

noun. A jet or stream of water that expels air with a harsh noise.
"douche cough"
by angry monkey on a boat! June 26, 2009
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Douche-Basket

1. A person who goes out of their way to be an extreme douchebag; more so than a douchebag, but less than a Douchesaurus-Rex. 2. Alternate description of a douchebag
Eric was being such a douche-basket the other day, don't you think?
by Travis Shade January 03, 2009
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Topman Douche

A male who unimaginatively sources all of his style ideas, dress sense and clothes from the catalogues of brands such as Topman or ASOS. Thus looking slightly behind the latest trends and 'wannabe' Hipster.
A Topman Douche might wear - Low cut v-neck tshirts, salmon pink turned up chino shorts, Tortoise shell Raybans, boat shoes, denim shirts, cable knit Norwegian jumpers etc...
by Wilarteve April 08, 2013
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douche riot

A douche riot occurs when a group of "lads" or "bro's" take part in any douchey activity,most commonly a series of high 5s.
Setting- Gym.

4 guys
1 guy setting up 225 on the bench with three spotters.
3 guys to spot him
Guy on bench descends weight 5 inches and gets help with the rest; the douche riot begins with everyone taking part cheering and ends after everyone in the group has bro hugged everyone else
by ChunderMonkey December 03, 2013
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Dick on a douche

A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.
My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.
by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 21, 2015
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douche frigate

When the usual douche wagon/canoe/nozzle/etc just won't do. A heightened state of total douchebaggery.
"Dude, that guy splattered pee on my shoes at the urinals!"

"Yeah, what a freakin' douche frigate!"
by General Lee A. Dumas December 03, 2013
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