cow jacked

the act of getting turned on or aroused by milking a cow

"man, I got cow jacked this morning"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

Purple Cow

A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.

Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.

by Field Marshal Kek April 24, 2019

gucci cow

A fat hoe who puts to much makeup on

she is such an ugly Gucci cow

by Haley Henderson July 19, 2016

anorexic cow

It is a young girl, who is a total bitch and you can't stand her

Alexa is such an anorexic cow

by Julian Kovacs September 20, 2016

secret cow

A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!

Can I have your secret cow?
What is a secret cow?
For the love of god, SECRET MOO!

by Sara Summertime December 9, 2008

cow bologna

the best meat IN THE WORLD! its baloney made out of cows. yummmmmmmmm....

i love cow bologna!!!

ive never heard of cow bologna.

then youre missin out dude! ima get you some cow bologna!!!!

by ilovecowbaloney July 20, 2010

Purple Cow

Purple cow. A old crematic figure on my grandma's dresser that I took out of her room since she past away.

Really what else can a purple cow mean. You prevers type individuals. Also learn how to work a door knob when opening doors

by Master of Madness July 22, 2018