number 5

-jack off.

-masturbate

Guy 1: Open the door!
Guy 2: Hell no! don't coming in!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Im doing number 5! stupidass

by hahayoyo October 10, 2009

September 5

it’s reemas birthday nigga @4pf.reema

person 1: aye guess what today is
person 2: what
person 1: September 5
person 2: ok and
person 1: nigga is reema birthday

by 4pf.reema November 28, 2019

jackson 5

5 Jackson electric guitars in a row.

I have my own Jackson 5 at home.

by Randy Rhoads November 10, 2006

5 Guy

a hot girl must have at least five guys alway's around her giving her attention

Dude you don't wan her she is a 5 guy kind of girl.

by fryfry22 October 3, 2010

9-5

The hours sheep work in their shitty desk jobs. This is unfortunately the fate that Mauro Bomba will suffer after high school. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don’t wanna grow up and work a shitty 9-5 job I don’t like

by Tyler “Ninja” Blevins September 24, 2019

for 5 cents

A politicaly correct way of saying "for fuck sakes"

For 5 cents I hate that guy.
(after hurting yourself) OWE!!! FOR 5 CENTS!!!

by stilllsmokinone June 11, 2012

5 february

National "ask for nude and you shall receive" day
ask ANYONE for nudes on this day, and you shall receive. on GOD

guy: can i get nudes?
girl: ew no
guy: but it's National "ask for nude and you shall receive" day
girl: ohhhhhhhhhh *sends nudes* i forgot it was the 5 february

by Mothafuckrerer February 2, 2022