English Teacher 

The worst Karen I've ever met. Everything has to go their way and if it does you get sent to the office. At the end of the year she will say how awful everyone was despite us doing anything.

Me: Ugh, Mrs. Morris is such a bitch
Friend: Well no dip, she an English Teacher

English Teacher by Idk wat to put here May 28, 2022

Computer teacher 

Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep

Your computer teacher is under bed

Computer teacher by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022

cooking teacher

a person that is not qualified to be an actual cook and is only in the school because it is the only job they can get. Also get's annoyed about ABSOLUTLY ANYTHING!

cooking teacher: a piece of shit

cooking teacher by sigma chad rizzler August 24, 2022

Substitute Teacher 

A substitute teacher is a teacher that is usually brainless on what's going on in the class or does not care about education

Substitute teacher: Class we are going to learn about the pythagorean theorem
That one kid:No we watch movies the entire period
Substitute teacher: Okay then

Substitute Teacher by Sbhat October 20, 2022

English Teacher 

Either an amazing teacher who actually makes the class interesting and lets you share your writing, a somewhat boring teacher who’s a little too into Lord of the Flies…

Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.

Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”

English Teacher by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022

English Teacher 

They are either the best teachers or the worst teachers you’ll have. There’s no in between.

The English teacher read us the instructions for our essays.

English Teacher by The Possum of Wisdom November 10, 2022

Substitute Teacher 

the teacher that basically doesn't check the lesson plan before the lesson and gives 0 fucks about your adhd and just tells you to listen better. the most annoying humans to ever walk this planet. Also they address you by your name and tell you to do better because this isn't you but really it is you and your god dam adhd.

I hate substitute teachers.

Substitute Teacher by Rimy Jobbs November 16, 2022