Did you do her last night?
Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.
Well at least you got the poon.
*High five*
Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.
Well at least you got the poon.
*High five*
by firmgrasper February 9, 2014
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"Hey, sorry man I can't, i have to drive my stanky roommate to sobeys."
"I was late because the stank took a long shower"
"I was late because the stank took a long shower"
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It may also refer, more particularly, to finger banging.
It may also refer, more particularly, to finger banging.
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