Salem Fast

Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".

Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.

"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher

by Doctor W October 26, 2011

sales-dupont

Fat man who thinks he is athletic when he is fat

Your so full of yourself you must be a Sales-Dupont

by Family name definitoons July 24, 2016

sales-dupont

Fat Danish wanker

That's guy is such a Sales-Dupont he's fat Danish and a wanker

by Family name definitoons July 23, 2016

Salem Broads

A general term claiming a broad in Salem, OR. Is one of the following, a hoe, too childish, a game playing cunt,a stuck up rich girl who loves cocaine, or a stupid bitch who can't take a hint.

Dude 1: woah! Those girls are hot, man!

Dude 2: careful, those are all Salem broads

Dude 2, ew, disgusting. Fucking garbage. Good looking out man.

by Arod/Lexrod August 8, 2016

salehan

You have the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and out going. You are also a great flirt

Hey D, ur ar such a salehan

by Balck chicken December 27, 2016

Saleem's Law

Any long-running chat window will eventually feature a definition from Urban Dicationary

That last meeting definitely followed Saleem's Law

by pseudonym-12947015 February 24, 2017

Saleese

She is a gorgeous ass person. Tbh she needa come through. She is a loyal friend and can make you feel like your the most important to her.

I can trust Saleese she my main squeeze.

by Woahn April 2, 2017