SIFT

Acronym.
Sister I'd *have sex with* Too

Derivation of MILF

Peter: Dude, did you see Chad at parents' night? He's got such a MILF!
Joe: You should see his SIFT!

by RobertOldhead December 17, 2008

Shape Shifter

Someone who employs the use of aides to enhance appearance in the hope of attracting a mate. note. could also be termed "false advertising" or "female transformer"

Women generally use push up bra's, high heels, hair extensions, make up and other aides to shape shift into something they are not, once you get home with one they morph into their real shape which is nothing like they appeared earlier.

"Hey man check out that shape shifter over there, she is currently quite attractive."

by Elita One March 17, 2009

shifty

more than buzzed, but not quite drunk

"are you drunk yet?"
"no man, I'm just shifty"

by yoyoyooooooo October 29, 2007

Shiftry hugger

A pokeomn trainer on the villains side, who has a tendency to use grass pokemon (has nothing to do with enviormentalists, from Shiftry, a pokemon which is half grass and half dark)

James, of team rocket is an example of a Shiftry hugger.

by Light Joker April 8, 2004

smifter

When you are 69ing and you sniff the girls asshole.

I pulled a little smifter last night, smelled great so I gave her a little lick and she just went nuts!

by smift November 26, 2007

Snifter

When you fart before pulling down your pants to poop, sending a rush of smelly air up your nose.

Oh man, I had to poop so bad that I gave myself a snifter on the way in.

Taylor got the gnarliest snifter at work today that he went home sick.

by mcneilio December 2, 2010

sifter

noun. homo sapien specifically originating from lincoln university, canterbury, new zealand.
highly intellectual but actually well spoken pikey.
interests: lsd,pot, farmer scaring, surfing and sifting.
capable of blending in any social circle and only detectable by another sifter.(see sifter)

the aliens have landed, lets party.
(the drugs and beer have arrived let us celebrate)

by chanelle knows where u live September 14, 2003