plant-sitter

a term used to describe someone you hate.

(mean to get sexual pleasure from sitting on plants.)

dude i hate so much that kid he's a plant-sitter

by buttmaster808 August 6, 2010

no-shitter

An object that induces a "no shit" situation.

No-shitter

by noarriving October 12, 2010

Gourmet Shitter

Person who eats at a gourmet restaurant, dislikes the food, and clogs the toilet before leaving in disgust

I just saw a gourmet shitter in the bathroom. The toilets are now closed!

by simonthepieman2kni March 14, 2011

Desk Sitter

Desk Sitter: Usually someone who delibertly sits or stands on a desk to make people irritated. occurs most during school classes. When someone sits on a desk to get attention or praise. Also known as an attention seeker.

If someone is sitting on a desk one would be referred to as a "desk sitter." If an attention seeking person sat on a desk someone could yell "desk sitter."

by Victoria Tenneele October 21, 2011

Close Sitter

A close sitter is somebody who sits near you on a form of public transport, normally unintentionally.

if you are sitting on a bus, and no one else is on the bus, the driver stops to pick one person up and they have the entire bus to choose a seat yet they decide to pick the seat DIRECTLY behind you thus the term close sitter.

by Badlybornboy July 20, 2012

Resident Shitter

n. Some fucker who's always in the bathroom stall no matter when you walk in,sometimes with phone also.

Seems like someone's always in here. Must be the Resident Shitter.

by JoeNJ2 January 3, 2014

Phantom Shitter

Someone who shits on the floor of a public dressing room or toilet with the intention to cause homur or havoc

I saw the work of a Phantom Shitter yesterday. I caught a Phantom Shitter in the bathroom

by BossSauce210 January 30, 2016