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Sleep-Working

Sleep-Working happens when you haven't had your morning cup of coffee before work, which usually results in ultimate failure and/or workers compensation.
Ann: "Did you hear Neek fell off the 3-step ladder pulling an 80 pound gear from the 2nd shelf?

Jim: "That poor bastard was Sleep-Working again."
by Sleepworker April 30, 2013
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Sleep over

When you find out your friends are gay in the least subtle way.
Hey, guys wanna have a sleep over
I could have a sleep over at my house
by I wanna fuck your mom October 31, 2018
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Sleep With The Fishes

To be killed a put in a river
He's sleeping with the fishes tonight
Your going to sleep with the fishes if your not lucky
by Gingfor November 6, 2020
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Sleep sex

Sleep sex, or sexsomnia, is having sex while you're asleep. It is related to sleepwalking or sleep eating. The person who does it has no recollection of it in the morning, though they may have a feeling of sexual satisfaction.

Little is known about it, as there needs to be more research on it, but it seems to occur most often in people who have suppressed their need to have sex during the day, or who have an unfulfilled love for someone.

Because of the proximity of other sleeping family members, father-daughter or brother-sister coupling may result. It is dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so the best method of handling the situation is usually to simply wait until it is over.
My brother walks in his sleep, and lately he has been getting into my bed. I'm wondering if he's going to start having sleep sex one of these nights.

I woke up in the morning feeling wet between my thighs, and a large wet patch on the bed. I'm wondering if I indulged in sleep sex during the night.

In the morning I woke up in my father's bed, feeling as though I had just had sleep sex. My father had my lipstick smeared on his lips and cheek, but he does not have any memory of it.
by Group of Friends June 12, 2011
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sleeping tom

When you are attempting to shit from a ladder onto unsuspecting womans boobs.
Holy shit that was the most digusting sleeping tom i have ever seen
by Tonyizzle October 11, 2005
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Sleep Nagging

To nag someone in your sleep repatedly, like sleepwalking, just nagging.
Oh my god! My Mom is sleep nagging me, she's like, "I cant sleep with your typing" and now she's sleeping on the couch and snoring.
by Belllljhar May 25, 2010
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sleeping policeman

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt
Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
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