cum slapped

The art of smacking one upside the head (usually in the facial region) with a used condom with a load towards the tip as weight.

I cum slapped a ginger after he ignored my request for a trash can.

by 3Foot July 29, 2010

i slapped your fish

I SLAPPED YOUR FISH means when someone slapped your fish. It's used in a funny way and people that try to use it seriously, well, won't be taken seriously. Its something that funny people would personally like to name themselves on a game that you can name yourself.

My friend's name on Big Brother: I SLAPPED YOUR FISH
My sister: NO!! DONT SLAP MY FISH!!!!!
My Friend: TO LATE (yes she DID put "To" instead of "Too")
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*a few minutes later*
*my friend goes up to my sister*
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST BOUGHT A NEW FISH!!!
My name: IM A DUCKING CAT BRU
Me: *EATS FISH*
My Friend: *SLAPS FISH*
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by CatDog IM A DUCKING CAT BRU June 23, 2017

sloppy slippery slappy

Sweaty 400+ pound men and women usually found in Chinese Buffets such as, "China Buffet" in Bear, DE.

"If we eat too much at China Buffet we could very well become sloppy slippery slappy just like those two."

by slappyslipperysloppy October 24, 2006

Slappy White

The act of defecating directly into a vagina.

This bitch was SICK dude...she wanted me to give her a Slappy White.

by Nahman May 1, 2009

Slappy Pants

ones whose balls slap around in their pants.

you man...you got slappy pants today...

by GL October 17, 2003

Scappa

Ska-poh ~Noun, An atheist holiday celebrated by a small group of electrical engineers in Canada. The origins of this holiday are ancient and mysterious and are kept secret by the leaders of the unnamed atheist religion participating in Scappa. Traditions include, eating "low quality resistors" (burnt humans or, since some of the grand creators of the holiday were vegetarian, eating vegetables shaped like low quality resistors), plotting evil schemes to conquer the world and wearing resistor rings on one's little finger. Some unnamed atheist religionists, believe that Scappa Claus appears in a feathered mask on the night of Scappa to deliver free "circuit components" and dead babies.

Happy Scappa! My you enjoy many log and prosperous years of killing people with 320 Watt power supplies.

by Scappa Claus December 26, 2009

Slappy slappy

Standing in front of your significant other, or someone else, with a big smile, swinging your junk back and forth so it slaps against your legs. Works best right after you get out of the shower.

When Brandon got out of the shower he showed Cassie slappy slappy so she would wake up.

by Thad Munson February 5, 2010