bump and shuffle

A less dynamic form of "hit and run."

Friend 1: "Dude, I was a little buzzed last night so I accidentally had a bump and shuffle."
Friend 2: "Did you get caught?"
Friend 1: "Nah, the guy just woke up and spilled his coffee."

by Football Addict March 21, 2010

Shuffled

Someone who is unsure/questioning whether or not they are asexual (aka ace).

“I think girls look pretty, but I can’t tell if I like them sexually or just aesthetically. I don’t know if I’m ace. I’m shuffled.”

by ThePipYay October 28, 2021

masheeshka shuffle

when your girlfriend walks in on you while masterbaiting and you ejaculate onto a shish kabob.

super bowl Sunday I invited

my girlfriend walked in on me while doing the masheeshka shuffle.

by here.kittie.kittie.0 July 26, 2023

AirPod shuffle

The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.

I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.

by Pinson Close November 24, 2020

Devious Shuffle

The act of singing "Every day I'm shufflin'" from LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem and then stepping on an opened bottle of Elmer's glue, typically in another person's space.

Person 1: "Why is there glue on the floor?!"
Person 2: "Someone must've done a Devious Shuffle."

by lateregistrant January 9, 2024

The Columbian Shuffle

The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.

{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}

Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.

Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...

by Gypsie Nomad May 5, 2010

Shitter Shuffle

The dance conducted when looking for toilet paper without having wiped your butt. Often when you realise your out and no one is helping you out. Sometimes done is various states of dress, often pants around ones ankles.

Bob: “fear hit, toilet paper out, and I had conduct a shitter shuffle to the closet, awful, awful day”
Chad: “shit happens, glad you got through it”

by NotSorrySorry February 17, 2021