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Booty Second

The average time between the clapping of booty cheeks during twerking
Mike: Damn the wedding’s in 5 minutes

Josh: Don’t worry we’ll be there in a booty second
by shotgunrain88 August 26, 2022
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Bartley Secondary School

Bartley Secondary School is a Singapore based neighbourhood school with no vaping signs everywhere in the school.

The students in the school causes tons of nuisance for the public, bullying people inside the school and the staff doesn't do shit to help the students.

Counsellers in the school claimed to keep whatever things you tell them confidential, but they tell the year head what u told them immediately after u leaves.

This school is also filled with students with high egos, claiming they know everything till technology comes into the question (oh my god). You can challenge them to any tech competition and you get a free comedy show without even paying 🤣

Overall, join this school if you're into bullying people, vaping, hanging out with gangsters or you have a high ego even ChatGPT crashes when u ask a question
Bartley Secondary School is filled with students that loves to vape, cause nusiance to the public and bullying people.
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McKinnon Secondary College

This school is a literal wolf in sheep’s clothing. Voted as Victoria’s no.1 public school, in reality the school is terrible and must be avoided at all cost. During open days, the school takes on a friendly approach. However, as the new coming students are hushed past the school gates, its positive manner is forgotten and the school displays a harsh, cold environment to the students. The school readily allows bullying to get out of hand and prevents students from taking self defensive actions against bullies. A former Year 7 student once reported feeling nauseous after his head was forced into a cupboard and beaten by belts by his peers. The unnamed student then went on to report the incidents but was turned down by the student managers for “lack of evidence” and “we don’t have the resources to investigate.” The authors can also recall an incident where they were rejected from all activities by the entire class and laughed at behind their backs. The intense bullying severely affected their mental health and grades. When questioned by the same teachers who turned to blind eye to the previous bullying, they too dismissed our claims as outlandish and “unlikely to happen in such a privileged school.”
Thomas (tired from bullies): Mom, do I reeeaally have to go to McKinnon Secondary College? I hate it there, kids bully me everyday so much I want to shoot it up if this was America.
Mom: C’mon darling, it can’t be that bad. The principal looked nice, no cap.

Thomas (eye rolls): That’s because he’s putting up a show for the parents, on purpose.

Mom (already brainwashed by the school): How dare you!!! You have no rights! I’m going to spank you now and you’re gonna apologize to the good man Lachlan Noble!
Thomas: 💀
by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023
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not worth a second glance

Homely or ordinary looking person someone else wouldn't look at twice. Something which is of little value or consequence.
Bill looks like a frog and he's not worth a second glance. Sarah is the quiet "plain Jane" at school and she's not worth a second glance. The statistics report is all screwed up and it's not worth a second glance.
by louisegue November 9, 2013
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monica the second

A person who enjoys intentionally ruining relationships especially marriages by seducing the male/female of the couple. Usually this person will only go after a non single person simply for the joy of ruining that persons happiness to benefit their own. Most of the time they will leave shortly after the relationship breaks up because that was their only goal.
"Man what happened with you and John I thought y'all were tight"

"We were but some Monica the second had to swoop in and snatch him up"
by That.one.chick.lee March 26, 2017
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Close Encounter of the Second Kind

When you wipe after taking a shit and you accidentally get some shit on your hand.
Man, I just had a close encounter of the second kind in there. I gotta wash my hands!
by M#TH August 12, 2018
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Jørgen the second

The new way less cool horse of pewdiepie
Jørgen the second is used as a replacement for Jørgen the first, he will be missed
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