Two seconds thick

Refers to something that is very thin.

Nancy's hair is two seconds thick.

by Cocoa J November 02, 2018

sloppy second sharing

When multiple couples are friends on Facebook and male A shares a meme with female A, then male B, seeing said meme, shares it with female B. Female B realizes that said meme was not exclusive to couple B.

Mary thought John sent her a sweet meme, then she saw that Mike sent it to Jill an hour earlier. It was then she knew she had fallen victim to sloppy second sharing.

by Davyj1979 May 02, 2016

Second Hand Fuck

When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move

I second hand fucked Dylan because i fucked his girlfriend last night.

by Deafblackkids March 05, 2020

60 Second Vacation

Falling asleep on public transportation.

“Sorry I’m late, I took a 60 second vacation and missed my stop.”

by Head Bed December 25, 2018

Second-Hand Baby

A screaming child in a restaurant, airplane, or other public enclosed space where you can't get away from the sound.

Kathy and I were at this nice dinner the other night and it was totally ruined by the Second-Hand Baby. We had to leave before dessert.

by scottdrums January 14, 2014

Japan second meaning

being on your period. When a girl says she's 'in japan' it means she has her period

"I am in Japan, On my period." (Japan second meaning)

by periodgurl July 11, 2019

Second-hand alcohol

Consuming alcohol that someone else has already consumed.

Kissing someone who has just taken a shot and receiving second-hand alcohol.

by yourepapermache November 02, 2014