santa

a creepy dude that brakes in to give gift BUT YOU GET NOTHING IF THERE ARE NO COOKIES!! so please leave out cookies
also he sometimes sends miniature spy's that watch you all the time and constantly moves to get a better look so you better watch out

mom: hey you got a present
me from who
mom: FROM SANTA!!!

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Santa

A slang term referring to non-existent figures that commoners (mainly children) commonly think to akcually exist, e.g. a female Tom Cruise who also likes wearing sunglasses

I never believed in Santa, but when my friend said there’s a female Tom Cruise out there, I was like, ‘This sounds like a classic case of Santa logic!’

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Santa

A man that breaks into a house and eats your milk and cookie... He also give kids coal

Santa is not St.Nicholas you stupid little shit.

by manwomen September 10, 2020

Salty Santa

When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.

Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"

by rettican December 15, 2017

Santa

I hope this scars your childhood forever :)

A jolly old elf that knows where all the naughty girls live.
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"Condoms are for pussies."-Santa Claus (2013)
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Sneaks into houses at night.
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Cums at Christmas only.

"I hope Santa brings me a dildo this year, last year he brought me a 26 inch, but I need a 27 inch now."
"Be good this year honey, Santa only cums once a year."
"Harder daddy! Oh yeah Santa! Yeah, get in there."

by Illunious January 7, 2019

Santa

Some fake fat fuck who watches you when you're sleeping and knows if you've been bad or good, he also breaks into your house which is highly illegal, he is also a drug addict. Long story short, SANTA IS NOT REAL KIDS!

P.S: He is a perv

Kid: Daddy, is santa real?

Dad: No, he is fake, don't believe the stuff you see on the internet!

Kid: *Triggered*

by RandomAutisticKid#69 August 8, 2018

Santa Marta

City in Colombia. It's the second oldest city in South America. Beautiful beaches and wonderful people. As a small city, everybody knows everything gossip is essential for its residents. Every weekend people go in yachts to the beach so the dress code is usually beachwear.

Girl 1: Have you ever gone to Santa Marta?
Girl 2: Yes it's a beautiful city with lots of gossip.

by anonymusgal June 6, 2018