The act of cutting the zipper off of a plastic sandwich bag, squirting lubricant into it, placing the plastic bag into the microwave for 4-6 seconds, placing the bag between the cushions of a couch, and proceeding to then fuck the couch silly. Usually done by lonely virgins.
Guy 1: Dude, I lonely sandwiched like three times last night.
Guy 2: You're a sick bastard. You seriously need to get laid.
Guy 2: You're a sick bastard. You seriously need to get laid.
by otacon33 July 13, 2010
Get the lonely sandwichmug. The act of one man fucking a women from the front, another fucking her from the back, and a man suddenly running out of a closet with a hammer and hitting the girl over the head with it.
by MOSESLOVER November 11, 2010
Get the ham sandwichmug. A double onehanded slap to the face with an open hand. You administer it in on motion, first forehand and then a backhand. It has to be two slaps, hence the sandwich. If you start with the backhand and follow up with forehand it's called a "reverse knuckle sandwich" or an "upside down knuckle sandwich". The standard knuckle sandwich is served with the right hand, a left handed knuckle sandwich is sometimes called a "lynx knuckle sandwich".
When hitting the face it is always a good idea to use an open fist. The risk for injury and jail time is less, and it is quite effective. Save the closed fist for the torso.
When hitting the face it is always a good idea to use an open fist. The risk for injury and jail time is less, and it is quite effective. Save the closed fist for the torso.
by knucklemeister December 28, 2005
Get the knuckle sandwichmug. The act of packing a bowl with a bud of marijuana as the first layer, then a layer of clove cigarette tobacco, followed by final level of marijuana, and topped off with a thin layer of more clove tobacco.
Melissa, while being incredibly high, decided to make a clove sandwich. This bowl was beyond epic and both Melissa and Chris were "flyin' high"
by Ptrain July 5, 2008
Get the clove sandwichmug. by bongoBrian September 29, 2015
Get the grass sandwichmug. The sexiest form of a sandwich. It is often performed by football players who only have football and food on their minds. Not the tastiest but the most fullfilling. Also referred to guys that act like David Pantoja and Darryl Goldberg.
by muther trucker January 7, 2009
Get the Love Sandwichmug. When you approach a sleeping person, and gently lower your buttocks over their nasal cavity, sealing off air flow. When they open their mouth, gasping for air, strategically lower your nutsack into their mouth. Upon restriction of breathing, they will regurgitate the nutsack.
You have successfully performed a ham sandwich.
You have successfully performed a ham sandwich.
My name is John Ward Doucette from Sault Ste. Marie and I always pretend to fall asleep so I can get a ham sandwich from my closest buddies.
by alec colyer April 13, 2008
Get the ham sandwichmug.