Sand Wench

A woman easily seduced at the beach.

Guy: "Man, she was an easy lay."

Dude: "I heard she was an exhibitionist. Where'd you go?"

Guy: "We went to the Beach at midnight."

Dude: "Ah. I figured she was a sand wench."

by Korgihl December 17, 2012

Sand Ranger

A word used for someone who is ugly or described as trash in Texas and New Mexico where the earth is dry and sandy.

Get out of here you Sand Ranger!

by Selena Gomezz July 29, 2013

Sand Cookie

A hot female of Middle Eastern Decent

Have you seen that girl that works at the corner store? She is a Sand Cookie.

by Eureka's Finest June 16, 2011

Sand-racked

What my preacher says when he means "ran-sacked".

My kid came in and sand-racked the whole living room!

by BooBooZilla September 6, 2011

Sand spider

The guy who lurks in the back of the dunes on a hot day wearing long dark clothing, transition lenses in his glasses and a thermos full of hot tea. Usually squatting and watching the beach goers through his binoculars.

Let’s move further down the beach, there’s a creepy Sand spider in those dunes.

by Captain Ramrod November 24, 2021

Sandcastles in the sand

A sad love ballad (follow up to let’s go to the mall) in which a robot makes an appearance and Robin makes out with Simon on a bench

Barney begs to watch sandcastles in the sand after he finds out it exists

by Thomas Jeffershit November 23, 2021

solar sands

existensial dread

guy 1: i found a youtuber called solar sands
guy 2: hope you like exposure therapy

by Zordyn May 25, 2023