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Sleep-Deprivation

A lack of sleep that may cause you to act or talk wack
A conversation with my friends about anime on discord leading to a discussion about sleep-deprivation:

(I had to do it in the tags cause it was too long lmao)
by BigDoof December 4, 2019
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Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. the result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day.
example:

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret early
by Baniroquai Rewo November 20, 2010
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Sleeping on Margin

(v.) To wake up and stay in bed knowing that you're taking time away from some activity you had planned for (usually school or work). Usually happens because the bed is just so damn comfortable.
Clifford: Why are you always late? I thought you set an alarm clock

Me: I do, I just have a bad habit of sleeping on margin.
by Gu3ss July 20, 2011
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Sleep sex

Sleep sex, or sexsomnia, is having sex while you're asleep. It is related to sleepwalking or sleep eating. The person who does it has no recollection of it in the morning, though they may have a feeling of sexual satisfaction.

Little is known about it, as there needs to be more research on it, but it seems to occur most often in people who have suppressed their need to have sex during the day, or who have an unfulfilled love for someone.

Because of the proximity of other sleeping family members, father-daughter or brother-sister coupling may result. It is dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so the best method of handling the situation is usually to simply wait until it is over.
My brother walks in his sleep, and lately he has been getting into my bed. I'm wondering if he's going to start having sleep sex one of these nights.

I woke up in the morning feeling wet between my thighs, and a large wet patch on the bed. I'm wondering if I indulged in sleep sex during the night.

In the morning I woke up in my father's bed, feeling as though I had just had sleep sex. My father had my lipstick smeared on his lips and cheek, but he does not have any memory of it.
by Group of Friends June 12, 2011
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sleeping tom

When you are attempting to shit from a ladder onto unsuspecting womans boobs.
Holy shit that was the most digusting sleeping tom i have ever seen
by Tonyizzle October 11, 2005
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Sleep Nagging

To nag someone in your sleep repatedly, like sleepwalking, just nagging.
Oh my god! My Mom is sleep nagging me, she's like, "I cant sleep with your typing" and now she's sleeping on the couch and snoring.
by Belllljhar May 25, 2010
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sleeping policeman

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt
Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
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