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SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome)

When you go swimming in the ocean with only a bathing suit on. Then the ocean water evaporates leaving your balls laden with salt. The friction generated when the salty ball(s) rub against your leg causes painful burning afterwards.
Guy 1: Dude why aren't you keeping with the pack we have only been walking on the beach for 2 minutes.

Guy 2: I went swimming earlier in the ocean and now I got vicious SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome).

Guy 3: Duuudddeee.
by markexton June 2, 2009
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Salty Sailor

When a woman gives a man a handjob and lets him jizz on his ballsack. Then, with his moist, dripping sack, she proceeds to motorboat it. This is the salty sailor.
Guy 1:Last night, stella was giving me a HJ and all of a sudden she went nuts and salty sailored it.

Guy 2: Dude! High-Five
by SuperFishel April 22, 2010
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Salty

Slang; A word used in the FGC (Fighting Game Community) to describe someone who is upset. (mainly because of their loss to someone.) Though the word's primary use lies in the FGC, it can also be used in any other context to describe being upset.
FGC Context

Mike Ross gets really salty when he loses in friendlies.

I'm hella salty that Combofiend got 4th at Evo yesterday.

Other Contexts

My mom made me stay home and clean my room so I couldn't go to the party. I was so salty.
by moonman2012 July 11, 2012
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salty

adj: to have a mean, annoying, or repulsive attitude
1. Omg, stop being so salty

2. Why are you acting salty today?
by awesomeness_undercover February 19, 2015
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sallow

unnaturally pale and yellowish
A sallow piece of string...
by Kelly Dowhower October 19, 2003
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salty beef curtains

Refers to the distended saggy looking labia on an overused and dirty pussy, just hanging there all smelly and salty.
After Jackie got double stuffed by Bobby and Roger, she wadled to the bathroom to rinse the spunk off of her salty beef curtains.
by Jennifiend December 24, 2008
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salty dog

your all idiots, salty dog is slang for a pirate. salty cause they spend a fair amount of time out at sea - salt water, and dog because they are disrespected criminals and to most decent folk are worth about as much as a dog
arrrrrrrgh me hearties
by salty dog January 30, 2005
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