redneck fairy-tales

Usually a tale that starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

Bruh, this redneck fairy-tales about... this shit about this gal with the hair...

by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015

redneck sausage

Big and ugly piece of shit

Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage

by TrumpStump December 16, 2016

redneck farmer

Typically when referred to Redneck farmer you're either talking about Acid One fuckin autist or the USA Citizen

''Wolf In Sheeps Skin is a redneck farmer''

by High IQ person November 14, 2017

Redneck Enginenuaty

When a white person makes their own tools.

This half car half truck is some redneck Enginenuaty.

by DenSum December 25, 2020

redneck yardsale

A large mass of whitetrash items ( fake flamingos, stained chairs, etc.) that aren't actually for sale.

I thought I saw a couch I could buy, but it was just a redneck yardsale.

by QT swaggy March 16, 2014

redneck chainsaw

double barreled percussion shotgun .12 Ga you use to farm your family for funds. no license required if you make paper shotshells.

my great grand mother was probably married by a redneck chainsaw.

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.

“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!

by Jon the American March 17, 2024