Pulling a Ready

When a chick carries you home because you're too wasties to walk yourself

'How was last night?'
'Man I got so wasted, Anna had to carry me home...I totally got busted pulling a Ready'

by Sandy Panties January 6, 2015

Are Dogs Real?

Yes.

"Are Dogs Real?" - Jim
"Dogs are real, Jim" - Someone talking to Jim

by Dr. Sago January 31, 2019

Not a real place

A phrase used in response to outrageous occurrences or idiotic actions.

Guyana is not a real place.

by Redman592 April 5, 2021

Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'

A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.

Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!

by zogree January 1, 2009

real McCoy

The genuine article.

William S. (Bill) McCoy was a bootlegger known for selling top quality liquor that was not watered down, i.e. the "real McCoy".

by Rick Bailey August 22, 2006

Real Vardrid

The shitty, cheating, bribing, and buying club known as Vardrid is the smallest club in Spain, and has always cried about being smaller than Barcelona. They have 14 UCL, of which half were won in dinosaur age and the rest are robbed. They are known for paying refs.

Look! That retarded Vardridog is still boasting ucl trophies that Real Vardrid won in the dinosaur age!

by your source of income February 8, 2023

real life

What's happening when you're not living your Second Life®.

"My real life sucks. I'll get a Second Life®."

by Torley April 10, 2008