Riding the J

Idiom
Riding the J curve. Refers to a business that is losing money purposefully to make lots of money later.

We're just riding the J spending millions on Ads.

by TheBigSmooth25 January 29, 2026

Riding the zero

Originally from the tv show Mom, meaning to keep driving on an empty tank of gas. However now it’s used to mean when you know something is over but you haven’t left yet.

“I thought you got fired?”
“Not yet, but I’m riding the zero.”

“How is your relationship going?”
“We are basically riding the zero at this point.”

by Jane03OM March 27, 2025

Raining horse cocks

Extremely intense rainfall. The loud noise it makes hitting the roofs of buildings and cars sound like a pile of horse cocks was dumped on it.

Person 1- wow it's really coming down out there.
Person 2- yeah it's raining horse cocks

by TPB fanatic April 21, 2025

Riding Western

When giving a handjob and you turn your fist to face the other direction.

He didn't like the way I was cranking his hog because he said I was too fancy. So, I switched it around and had him riding western.

by anonymous April 28, 2025

Riding Dirty

Driving a car with the seat laid back, the male positions his cock, and the girl into the riding position. Both facing forward, she controls the steering wheel, while you control the acceleration and breaking with your feet. Since you have limited visibility, she will determine the drive speed based on how hard she rides you. The faster she rides the more you accelerate, the slower she rides the slower you go.

Jack: Gosh, I sure am hungry.
Liam: let’s go get food

Jack thinking “gosh I haven’t been riding dirty in forever, sure hope that happens”
*hops in car and Liam rides Jack dirty*
Jack and Liam: oh yeah!

by Smily pickle May 23, 2025

Raising Awareness

I'm also raising about Piers Morgan's wife and how she needs a break because he's a retard piece of shit.

Hym "No Piers. What's actually happening here you are collectivizing to steal my work and I'm going to kill someone's kids if I don't get to retire before everyone else and you don't give me the credit I deserve and pay me. I have a right to do what I'm doing here and you don't have a right to profit in my stead. Not all Urban Dictionary posts are created equal. But, until then, I'll be raising awareness about how Piers Morgan's wife needs to take breaks to go and get schlonged by a fat cock because marriage is just the ancillary fate you are condemned to is you cock is fat."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

Riding the Water Pony

The slang term for gaining sexual gratification from using a Bidet

Bijan is taking forever in the bathroom and it sounds like the water is running, I bet he's Riding the Water Pony again.

by anonymous June 30, 2025