Roblox in Real Life

When a kid plays too much Roblox to the point of thinking parkour is called obbies, and building something is called tycoons. They tend to find people with one leg and a mouth stitched shut attractive. Their are different levels of this Roblox in Real Life,

Level 1 - Adopt Me/Obbies/Tycoons. They think that they can trade their newborn puppy for a lizard. They think that obbies are real, and or parkour is called obbies. They think tycoons exist too.

Level 2 - Bloxburg
They think they can build houses and whatever they want, they think they can get a lot of money for working for two minutes. They tend to destroy their house when they don't like it.

Level 3 - Crazy,
These kids are mad. They think coca cola restores health, they think cheeseburgers are called chez burgers, they cut off their oh and replace it with s pencil. They stitch their mouth shut. They pull out swords and kill people called them noobs. they do all of this.

Level 4 - Absolutely Insane,
They think dating is prohibited, different languages (such as Spanish or Mandarin) are just people speaking in 'tags,' they are convinced that having one leg and no head makes you rich, they think money is called robux, they even beg on the streets for free 'robux,' these kids are clinically insane. Plus they do everything in all the other levels. They even trash talk people for having brown dreads, they call that stuff 'bacon hair.'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 07, 2022
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These 3 games make up 79% of an adults childhood. They are just games and they use to care more about roblox or fortnite more than mom or care more about minecraft than uncle and auntie.

Roblox is a game full of lego blocks. It is super annoying when chatting because all it does is CENSOR left and right, up and down, sideways, EVERYTHING IS CENSORED. it is yet full of hackers.

Fortnite is a shooting game that many adults wish to be deleted. It is a worldwide attraction to little kids and usually most people who play it are ages 7-14

Minecraft is the best one of all. It is like rolox but better. Instead of everyone looking like lego's it is an actual cube and there are less hackers. Minecraft is recommended to play all day if you like.
Kid1: Roblox, Fortnite, And Minecraft are the best
Kid2: I hate you. All you are is addicted to games
Kid1: Want me to beat you in Fortnite?
Kids2,3,4,5,: We'd like to see you try
Kid1: HOLY
by igotitallHANDLED May 02, 2022
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ROBLOX Mining Simulator

A game in Roblox where you have to mine blocks and ores, sell them, buy new tools, buy crates, buy eggs, use codes, rebirth, and get rebirth tokens! The point is to discover a secret hidden within the ground; a quest giver! He is in the Mainland, just under the ground! It gives you a safe at the lobby after you complete its one quest. You have to type in your profile ID to get the Shiny Galacticorn, a Galacticorn or a Royal Top Hat. It depends what is your rank of getting it. Anyways, some codes are Isaac, Español, Rebirth, FutureMSOwner, Trails, and more!
Polly: So, have you mined Rainbowite before, Jennifer?
Jennifer: No, what is that?
Polly: It is an ore in ROBLOX Mining Simulator! The rarest ore! Ugh!!!
by Lol Memes ;) August 03, 2020
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The Roblox 2021 Outage

This was an event that happened from October 28 to October 31 2021, resulting in 3 days (72 hours and 45 minutes). Roblox stated that this wasn't because of a DDos Attack, The chipotle event (which many people thought of) or any events in other experiences. Players were at the risk of losing their daily login streaks in other games (like in Adopt me). On January 20 2022, A Roblox staff made a blog post that the cause of the outage was caused by a misconfiguration in a core service.
We're making things more awesome.

Be back soon.
- The Roblox Message On Laptop/PC during The Roblox 2021 Outage
by 144p CESAR_TORRES February 19, 2022
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Roblox Admin Kiddo

Fatherless and underage little annoying kid that ruins everyone day, abuses admin commands, attempting to crash servers or players very often even tries to act like he/she is some staff/co-owner/owner, blackmailing other players to do things like abuse. They think abusing is "fun." Imagine how pathetic their life must be that all they do is mess with other people all day long.
(Roblox Admin Kiddo): I am the co-owner of this game! I can do whatever I want! 🤓
by N1ghtV1be October 13, 2023
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My dad is roblox

what a big noob would say when they are refused robux
noob:"WOAH U HAVE LIMITED CAN I HAVE ROUX1/1??!?1/?!/!?!?!?1/?1?!??!/!?!??1//1?!?"
me: Sorry, i only give robux to my fre-
noob: "PLS PLES PLEASE"
me:sorry bud, no.
noob:"MY DAD IS ROBLOX HE WILL BAN YOU!!11!1!1!!!!1!!"
by thegolddoggy(roblox) April 12, 2021
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