by noface不 April 21, 2022
A sexual act in which a male attempts to place his testicles into the asshole of his partner (preferably female but male-male action is possible also). Ideally, the asshole being to tight the testicles will repeatedly pop back out like a when you try to put a dog in a bath tub. The asshole should be well lubed and loose enough to allow partial testicle penetration. Not an ideal position for virgin or gaping assholes.
by Peteybigballer February 04, 2010
A common saying and good advice for men thinking about having sex with a crazy bitch.
Usually a woman that:
Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.
Usually a woman that:
Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.
"Dude I fucked this crazy chick last night and woke up and found my dick in a jar."
"Never put dick in crazy bro"
"Never put dick in crazy bro"
by NI🅱🅱ER FAGGOT October 06, 2017
To take high level of risks / be appear to be willing to back up words with actions / to be unashamedly frank about your intentions / motives / to put your money where your mouth is / to go all out
Man 1 "if you think this is going to work why don't you do it? come on put your balls on the table "
Man 2 "let me run it and i'l put in the fifty k you need"
Man 1"that's what i call putting your balls on the table"
Man 2 "let me run it and i'l put in the fifty k you need"
Man 1"that's what i call putting your balls on the table"
by superfly9229229292929 February 18, 2010
"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"
by Joebama's worshipper September 08, 2020
A phrase for when a drafter has simply had enough of drafting and simply cannot manage to draft another line
Person 1: Hey bro, I need some plans drawn up for a new house we are building
Person 2: I’m Sorry bro, but I am putting down the T-Square
Person 1: Oh No! Will you ever return???
Person 2: I don’t know, maybe I will, maybe I wont. Drafting is hard work sonny
Person 2: I’m Sorry bro, but I am putting down the T-Square
Person 1: Oh No! Will you ever return???
Person 2: I don’t know, maybe I will, maybe I wont. Drafting is hard work sonny
by A_Random_Tall_Kid January 28, 2022
used to indicate that someone should accept what one has said even if it is unwelcome. Similar to the phrase 'put it in your pipe and smoke it' but less offensive in nature.
by skasian August 26, 2016