poop dagger

a. Gay buttsex.
b. A dagger made out of excrement.
c. Slang for a gay man's penis.

"Ahhh, Gary! Your poop dagger is tearing my anus!"

by Blow Queen January 31, 2003

Poop factory on Wheels

1. A mobile factory that manufactures excrement.

2. A mentally capable physcially handicapped person who craps his pants and scratches his crap covered ass. He would then proceed to wipe his hands on many of his possessions(i.e. a ruler, his school desk, his school box). Said person is usually in between 4th-6th grade.

Boy Student 1: J.R. reeks today! I hate pushing him around in his wheel chair.
Boy Student 2: What do you expect? He is a poop factory on wheels.
Both Students: hahahaha
Girl Student: You two are so mean!
Boy Student 1: Shut up slut!

by Kyle Orman August 4, 2004

poop dick

The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.

I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.

by A. King. January 17, 2005

POOP IN MY BUTT

An expression of frustration. Used in inescapably frustrating situations to articulate pent-up feelings of anger and hopelessness. A less harsh alternative to SHIT IN MY ASS

-Dude. Your mom's drunk and singing rock band in the living room and won't let anyone else sing.
-POOP IN MY BUTT

by mirmironthewall November 28, 2009

Poop Tuna

this is what you get when you fuck a chick in the ass, and then without cleaning your tool you put it in her pussy. Now you have Poop Tuna

Dude! Last night I met this chick and I got some poop tuna.

by tile man August 3, 2008

poop cannon

A person which is ready to poop.

Johnny was driving down the street after lunch and realized that he was a poop cannon ready to fire.

by anteater97 January 15, 2009

poop scarf

a long turd wrapped around your neck for warmth.

dammit! i'm so cold AND i forgot my poop scarf!

by isshehip November 20, 2009