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SYSTOLE PREP KIT

SELF-CACA KIT to prep for EXHAUSTIVE MANDATORY SHIT EATING.

The scariest COLOSSAL ASSHOLE in the world.

THE CORPORATE..GOVERNMENT loyalty machine
Simple to say a TARP, A FUR BLANKET to give off HEAT , PLENTY OF WATER, (SHOULD BE PEDIALYTE) , BABY WIPES, INFANT SPOONS, SHIT BOWLS for EATING , PISS BOTTLES , SHIT CONTAINERS for SHITTING IN to serve the SHIT, and plenty of room for NAKED EXPRESSION will be the SYSTOLE PREP KIT tonight at the GOOGLEPLEX.

Did you know you are the SYSTOLE PREP KIT BUTT there is one problem if you don't , THEY WILL and it is not imaginary as PUNISHMENT is non forgiving.

Look this is the only way to CRUSH APPLE ad use the SYSTOLE PREP KIT on them as the amount of INSIGHT is unlimited.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021
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Prep Twin

Some one with small muscles and a small penis who dresses and acts in a manner in which one would think they are strong, but in fact are weak little bitches.
Hey dude, put some fucking weight on the bar you prep twin.”
by hellobwordshdhcbsjxjd November 9, 2019
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CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM

“CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” is referring to SMG4’s new live stream about 2 options, 3 or 4 hours, and an arc that the main characters are SMG4 and SMG3.
John: Hey Jack, have you seen the “CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” livestream before?
Jack: I never watched it before, have you.
John: I only watched it now.
Jack: I am gonna watch “CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” and see…
John: Cool. :) :; :)
Jack: Holy Shit!
John: What did you see?
Jack: The answer is SMG4 and SMG3 were sus back then.
John: Lemme see that damn shit.
John: Oh, oh GOD!
John: OH GOD!
John: OH MY GOD!!!
John: What did I just witness?!
Jack: I told you.
by KB_2024 October 22, 2023
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Prep Drama

The St. John's Preparatory School Drama Guild in Danvers, MA. A top high school theater program in Massachusetts. Members of the guild could literally not care at all what you think of them, they have more state titles than any of the sports teams at the school so...
Jock 1: Dude do you think I should audition for Prep Drama?
Jock 2: Bro, why though
Jock 1: Have you seen their shows? They've won more state titles than all of us they're no joke.
by LeonardAutie August 25, 2018
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Faux Prep

Imitating the actions or processes of entering a bikini comp, without officially vying for the prize
Thinking I won’t compete in the comp but will ‘faux prep’ so I look like I could.

Might do a ‘faux prep’ to lose some weight
by Insaniti Fitness June 20, 2021
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Saint Charles prep

Oh you’re going to Saint Charles prep, you me a the dick factory of Columbus?
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Stoner prep

Stoner prep is the word to describe how young “rappers” that got famous out of nowhere dress.
These type of clothes look kinda trashy like they woke up and just threw on whatever they could find (sometimes they look down right insane and over the top) while at the same time costing a lot of money.
The type of people that wear these clothes are usually young “rappers” with lil at the beginning of their names. (Sometimes one hit wonders).
Bill: hey bob I like that sweater but is it supposed to have all those rips in it?
Lil bob: hell yeah don’t you understand fashion? And it only costed me $1000.
Bill: oh bob, you’re such a stoner prep.
by Youngjandoe August 26, 2018
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