Smoochie poo

A person who is small small in height and adorable cute.

That girl is Smoochie poo!

by Prince shadan January 22, 2019

Poo Stalling

Being a very revolutionary concept, Poo Stalling is when one holds in their poo for the sole purpose pooping later when an undesirable event comes up that the poo-carrier would rather not attend. Poo Stalling causes every attendee to wait on the individual who chooses to poo at the time of the event, causing them to be anxious, mad, or even outright anal (if you will). Fortunately, pooping is a practice that can deter any suspicion as to why the one Poo Stalling showed up late, or didn't show up at all. Poo Stalling is a valuable and strategic art. It can be the final solution when circumstances seem daunting. Poo Stalling can even save lives.

Hilary had to attend a lame forum but luckily by Poo Stalling she was able to miss half the lecture and avoid any overly-concerning questions by her peers.

by Schnazzle G October 10, 2016

Smash poo

A smash poo is when you take a very large poo and it smashes the toilet

P1 we have get a new toilet

P2 why

P1 because I took a smash poo

P2 what the fuck is a smash poo

P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet

by Poopy bumcheeks August 9, 2022

poo palm

the sensual act of inserting one finger or hand into another humans anus and then retrieving the scrumptious scat inside. the next step is to smear the poo all over each others bodies.
Consumption is optional

Jordan: "I'm bored honey, give me a poo palm"

by bigrick999 January 20, 2009

poo knock

a superstition where you take a shit and flush, then immediately knock twice on the wall to keep ursula from coming out of the toilet to grab your ass

“i need to take a shit”

“alright man, just make sure to poo knock after”

by Blowm Ee September 20, 2021

Russian poo

A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.

Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.

by california689 August 4, 2011

Wooly poo

That kind of shit you have that’s between a normal shit and the runs- it’s wooly.

Mom I had a wooly poo

by Murryman June 10, 2020