Phiney poo

have YOU ever seen someone two lighthouses tall?! Well now u have! Phiney poo had faced a terrible tragedy when she was diagnosed with kinkyitis after receiving a fatal vaccine at a young age. She had terrible symptoms, such as milkers, her very own mullet, and even dreadlocks! Only to realised she had been given a vaccine meant only for RATS! to this day phine has slowly but surely been mutating as a vicious rat. Be on the look out!

P.S. she’s vegan so she might eat ur lawn

Callard: oh phiney poo, my one true love, my beloved, darling, milky, favourite student! I love you babe

Phiney poo: let’s go suck ur toes and eat tofu together babe <3

thatveganteacher: why the fuck aren’t u vegan yet? (quirky)

by sexcmincham May 21, 2021

poo palm

the sensual act of inserting one finger or hand into another humans anus and then retrieving the scrumptious scat inside. the next step is to smear the poo all over each others bodies.
Consumption is optional

Jordan: "I'm bored honey, give me a poo palm"

by bigrick999 January 20, 2009

Russian poo

A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.

Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.

by california689 August 4, 2011

poo knock

a superstition where you take a shit and flush, then immediately knock twice on the wall to keep ursula from coming out of the toilet to grab your ass

“i need to take a shit”

“alright man, just make sure to poo knock after”

by Blowm Ee September 20, 2021

blossom poo

A MASSIVE POO EXPLISION

P1-Geez man don't go in there I just did a Blossom poo
P2-Yup I can smell it

by HwDangerouswomen August 24, 2017

Poo Dinky

Tiny, of small size.

I tried a poo dinky piece of food to see if I liked it or not.

by TAHS2008 April 3, 2009

Poo Dangles

1. A reaction and/or feeling about a truly assaninely shitty situation or douchebag of a person

1. "I can't believe my dildos didn't come in the mail AGAIN! Today really sucks poo dangles"

2. "Did you see that looser Leon at the bar last night?"

"Yeah, that guy is a total poo dangle"

by Lindsay Johnstone January 26, 2009