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Pit Jew

A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew
Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool
by ~!#!U#B!P February 12, 2020
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UGs pit

A place where rape,dick-ina-box, ICUMBLOOD,and fapping are answers to common problems. Never go here for comfort!
A common dissusion on UGs pit
user1: My dog ran away.
user2: Rape the dogs scent
user3: Fap to your mother
user4: go to church and in the middle of the service jump up and yell"ICUMBLOOD!"
user5: Give your girlfriend your Dick-ina-box!
User1: These answers are no good!
user6: *Sigh* never have ask the pit for help.
by badassasaurus January 8, 2009
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Pit Stop

This is when a female is in need of a tampon change. Said female enters the room on all fours while four men will then proceed to change the tampon similar to how a Formula 1 Pit Stop Team changes tires.
Girl: "Ah shit I need to change my tampon."

*4 boys sitting in a room with said girl* Boy: "Alright boys, time for a quick pit stop. Let's try and get this under 2 seconds this time yeah?"
by pitstopmaster March 23, 2019
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Pit

Used to be a basic hole in the ground with stairs in Hull city centre; usually overtaken by emos or chavs.

If you were extra lucky you got both at the same time.
Oh look, all the emos are in pit again.

"Where do you want to meet today?"
"Idk, pit?"
by madmanmooseman January 21, 2019
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douche pit

A bar with 50 guys and 3 slags.
Me and a buddy walk into a bar looking for action. As we walk in, we quickly realize what a douche pit it is and quickly leave.
by kingfireant February 19, 2011
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the pit of piss

Well,it’s a pit full of piss,that spans over 71 miles and is 50 miles deep,no one has defined what animal the piss belongs too,no one ever will
There are dangerous aquatic species at the bottom of the bit,and cat fish at the top,the public have started to put the unknown fish species in aquariums,but they tend to eat the other fish
Beware the pit of piss,it smells like piss
by Sparkle_gelatine September 14, 2024
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Teletubby in a mosh pit

Everything was going fine until Garrett shoes up to the coffee pot like a Teletubby in a mosh pit.
by ThatA-DepartmentDude April 7, 2020
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