Floor Pie

This phrase can be used as a verb or a noun, depending on context.

Verb: Sex on the floor, cunnilingus on the floor, DOIN' THE NASTY on the floor. You get the gist.

Noun 1: Vagina
Noun 2: A literal pie that has been placed on the floor in Project Zomboid (original but lame definition)

"Yo bros, I'll brb. Gotta eat some floor pie. The girl is getting restless."
"Oh daddy you eat my floor pie so good!"
"Why did you place that pie on the floor? Do you expect me to eat this?" "Yes, it's floor pie. What else are you supposed to do with it?".
"The ladies love Jim because he's great at eating some floor pie, if you know what I'm sayin'."

by fortune392 March 2, 2022

pie o'clock

time for pie!

Uhhh, i think we better be gettin down to bakers square, its almost pie o'clock!

by Banana Pooer times a thousand January 19, 2004

Shawshank Pie

This is pussy so bad that you would tunnel out under her bed through 3 feet of shit just to keep from having to take one more taste.

Listen Mike,she's hot as hell but unless you want Shawshank Pie for dessert leave it alone.

by gizdor April 29, 2009

pie crust

A crusty pirate. Once prominent in the days of Blackbeard and Captain Cook, the pie crust is now a nearly extinct breed.

"When Maya dressed up as a pirate for Halloween, she looked like a pie crust."

by sydney m-s November 16, 2007

pie-man

a wordlard-arse

Fuck me, Sgt Mark Kersley (RAMC, att 2 RGBW) is a right pie-man

by rooster September 9, 2003

Fruity Pie

When two people are 69-ing and one farts in the other's face.

"Yea he's a sick one. He gets fruity pies from his girl all the time."

by The Dave October 22, 2004

Tuna Pie

1. A Slang word for Vagina.
2. A term for a vagina that has been given oral sex.

1. "Damn, Kelsey really needs to clean her tuna pie."
2. "I gotta admit, I didn't mind having Monica's tuna pie for lunch."

by twoeightyoneci April 10, 2008