patrick

a person who is in fact, not a crusty crab

anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*

another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*

a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*

patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"

by not a crusty crab April 18, 2018

Patrick Reed

To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.

My lie was so terrible I decided to Patrick Reed it.

by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022

Patrick Birdy Lade

He is a hot economics teacher with short brown hair and brown eyes, he's secretly a bird.

Damn, he's such a Patrick Birdy Lade he looks exactly like the pigeon I've lost.

Why does he look like a bird?
Because he is one. He is BADBIRD always there for the rescue.

by birdlover1131070720022002 February 3, 2017

Patrick

The cutest boy around with glorious eyes that you can't stop looking at. He melts your heart with his crazy jokes. You can't stop imagining you two together. Is so sexy, and once you've got him he will love you for ever. He is so loyal and will get you anything, including room in his bed.

Person: who's that gorgeous dude over there
Person 2: that's Patrick

by Dogsarecuteamdsoareyou May 18, 2022

Patrick

GAY

Wow Your Patrick

by James hardy672 October 31, 2020

Patrick Roche

A curly headed irish man who has abs of steel and looks like an italian stallion. Patrick loves to play guitar and spend long late nights with his girlfriend, Stephanie Brown.
Patrick is strong like an ox, and as tough as a bull. Every man who flirts with his girlfriend gets their ass handed to them on a silver platter. Patrick is IRON MAN.

"hey did you go see ironman in the movie theatre?" "Nah i saw Patrick Roche instead."

"hey look at that leprauchan! oh wait its just Patrick Roche."

by italianstallion123 November 4, 2011

Harold Patrick

Someone who would get a tattoo that says “fuck the police” if it would gain him acceptance from black people

Harold Patrick is cool, he hates the police, he even got a tattoo saying so.

by badboyzoed February 29, 2024