Patrick

Patrick bad. No Patrick

Patrick that starfish dude from Finding Nemo

by PeanutFreeMeatloaf June 5, 2021

Patrick

A person who has a dick the size of the empire state building. He penetrates so many people women get wet at the sight of him. He is such an athletic beast that he holds every single Olympic world record.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Patrick Walking past?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think I just came
Guy 1: Same bro

by Shrekku78 June 9, 2021

Patrick

a guy who is always reliable and you can count on him, but he cant count

me: omg hi patrick
Patrick: what comes after 2?

by mega_gay_priest June 14, 2021

Patrick

Austrian Goddess

"Have you heard from the new guy?"
"Patrick? He's my queen."

by patricklover101 July 14, 2021

Patrick

Stupid ginger and loves potatoes

Fuck Patrick he is ginger

by Thumb69420 August 5, 2021

Patrick tobe

A fat mass dude who can’t turn left without crashing into someone

Hey Patrick Tobe did you turn left into a truck?

by TwitchyGnu October 20, 2021

patricks prickly sea pickle

breaking news!: sandy likes to take Patricks prickly sea pickle onna daily yuhurd?

definition: prickly sea pickle //

pronounced: pr ick ly see pick el

"Yo dude you heard about sandy and patrick?" /// "yeah man ! he said them cheeks was heavenly!!"

"yo man I heard sandy asked for Patricks prickly sea pickle" \\ "yeah man ! he told me them cheeks was heavenly !!"

by theold October 27, 2021