Speed Poo

When you only have a couple of minutes spare, but really need to drop a fat log, you must perform what is commonly know as a speed poo. You squeeze the poo out so hard that it leaves your body at the speed of light and you wipe your arse so quick that you get friction burn.

Fred: I’m just gonna go do a poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed poo

by BentheGod October 7, 2020

panty poo

The yellow deposit women often ooze into their underwear sometimes with loose pubic hair stuck in the dried fluid.

Jessica was hot but the panty poo she eminated was enough to gag a maggot.

by Jimmy Dink March 20, 2017

wool poo

1. Evil version of Whinny The Pooh that helps the kkk, drowns black kids, bombs churches, and is made of water. See The Watson Go To Birmingham 1963.
2. Southern Pronunciation of the Wurl Pool.

1. Stay away from the wool poo
2. Stay away from the wurl pool

by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017

analogue poo

When you go for a poo but forget to take your phone with you. Devoid of the stimuli of checking emails and social media you're obliged to spend a few minutes on analogue pursuits, such as thinking, meditating, singing, or perhaps reading a book or newspaper.

I'd already started to let one out when I realised my phone was on my desk, so I had to do an analogue poo. But that's ok, I came up with a great plan for the next book I'm never going to write.

by jwgrooves June 13, 2017

insta-poo

To browse Instagram during defecation.

Time for an insta-poo break.

by hrtblk July 3, 2016

Poo-c

A female reproductive organ; Vagina.

"Bro. Did you get any poo-c last night?"
"naww... she had a boyfriend .-."

by Nex (level:1001) June 8, 2016

Poo Stalling

Being a very revolutionary concept, Poo Stalling is when one holds in their poo for the sole purpose pooping later when an undesirable event comes up that the poo-carrier would rather not attend. Poo Stalling causes every attendee to wait on the individual who chooses to poo at the time of the event, causing them to be anxious, mad, or even outright anal (if you will). Fortunately, pooping is a practice that can deter any suspicion as to why the one Poo Stalling showed up late, or didn't show up at all. Poo Stalling is a valuable and strategic art. It can be the final solution when circumstances seem daunting. Poo Stalling can even save lives.

Hilary had to attend a lame forum but luckily by Poo Stalling she was able to miss half the lecture and avoid any overly-concerning questions by her peers.

by Schnazzle G October 10, 2016