A goofy and very unsafe state; do not visit under any circumstance! This state contains keter class monsters that could kill you in seconds.
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Get the Ohio mug.Ohio has many breathtaking sights; including corn, soy bean, abandoned wooden shacks in the middle of fields, silos, barns, sometimes even a tractor.
Ohio also is great for it weather. Want winter in the middle of spring? Move to Ohio. Want summer in the middle of winter? Ohio’s here for it.
Want something fun to do? So do Ohioans. We have football, tennis, and corn. Farming in Ohio is like eating month year old, unrefrigerated cheese, you don’t know what to expect. Ohio has airplanes, but what for? Cropdusting?
Ohio also is great for it weather. Want winter in the middle of spring? Move to Ohio. Want summer in the middle of winter? Ohio’s here for it.
Want something fun to do? So do Ohioans. We have football, tennis, and corn. Farming in Ohio is like eating month year old, unrefrigerated cheese, you don’t know what to expect. Ohio has airplanes, but what for? Cropdusting?
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Get the I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still mug.An act where several people proceed to defecate on the ground, diarrhea kind. Then, one person lays down in the poo and proceeds to make a snow Angel in it. Whole that is happening, the rest of the people have bukkake fun on the person making the "snow Angel".
by BillyBob81 October 1, 2022
Get the Ohio Snow Angel mug.A terrifying place where only the strongest survive. An area where even Hurricane Ian knew what was best for it and took a sharp turn. Those who dwell in Ohio are bound to be ultra-hostile and mutated. Ohio is an area where you experience the most devious of events, such as weather. Even the supernatural (wendigo, skinwalkers) steer clear of it because the Ohioans are the supernaturals there.
A poor soul: "OH MY GOD PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM ME"
Ohioan: "NOW WE IN OHIO, SWAG LIKE OHIO. NOW WE IN OHIO, SWAG LIKE OHIO"
A poor soul: "PLEASE HELP ME"
Ohioan: "NOW WE IN OHIO, SWAG LIKE OHIO. NOW WE IN OHIO, SWAG LIKE OHIO"
A poor soul: "PLEASE HELP ME"
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