School

Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives , and then 12 more years of it...

This is the true definition of school...

And if you want you can spice it up a bit. (Six stupid crappy fucking hours of our god forsaken lives...)

Teacher asks you for the meaning of school, you reply "six crappy fucking hours of our lives"

by Ultra_Urban_Godzilla December 2, 2014

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The worst possible thing that can happen to a kid first they fill your head with crap and then they expect you to have no social life or freedom when you misbehave (actually be an individual) they punish you

They make you a ricegum

School= prison

by Oof_boi90000+ December 19, 2018

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Ugh, I-I can't even...........fine.

School (noun) the place that serves prison food, looks like a prison, gives out prison labor (if that's a thing), holds criminals, thieves, and a few innocents, gives unnecessary work, looks like a prison, has a bad bathroom system, denies people rights, and lets a bell tell us what to do. Yet they say it isn't a prison. They're right, because prison would have better food.

Teacher: you need to learn division to paint a picture.
Me: yeah, sure.
Teacher: school and learning is fun!
Me: said no one, like, ever. The freakin' Wright brothers dropped out of high school and didn't even bother with college, and they invented the airplane!
Teacher: good point. You unleashed the truth that school has no purpose, DETENTION!

by Comedic_Failure. Me October 4, 2018

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