news troll

Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .

News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.

by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013

troll heaven

Any website that's swarming with trolls, and with nothing being done about it. Such places are only comparable to Hell itself. Examples include Yahoo Answers, YouTube, and practically any forum or message board you can imagine.

Fred: I just commented on YouTube, and now there's a swarm of trolls on my ass.
Carl: Now you know why it's troll heaven.

by TheWriter April 20, 2013

Troll Instinct

The insane instinct that drives people to troll others on the internet. Will often make people do or say things online they’d otherwise never do in real life.

Some guy: What possessed you to berate that person

Troll: just feeding my troll instinct

by Itdrtyndere April 8, 2019

sock troll

One who masturbates into socks, leaving crusty deposits to be found by others.

I cannot figure out which one of my sons is the sock troll leaving stiff and crusty socks in the hamper.

by Knobbygirl July 25, 2016

day troll

the day troll is a creature of the night that mistakingly wonderd out of its hiding cave into the light confused of the sun rays that are beating on its face

(simalar to a racoon with rabies)

gid damn did you se that fuckin day troll roaming the streets

by uncle ruckess August 3, 2009

Troll yawn

New Zealand slang for queef.

Damn girl! That’s the longest troll yawn I’ve ever heard!

by Trollyawning March 11, 2022

alpha troll

1) Someone that thinks he/she is the top troll in a chatroom/website/social media, known for taking on other trolls and trying to make them look amateurish compared to them.

2) Individual that exhibits delusions of trollism on a scale only supplanted by the force in in star wars.

Noodle: '' migule i find amazing how the trolls are fighting among each other today...''
Migule: '' lol emotardo they are competing to decide who's the alpha troll...''

by elstud April 3, 2016