Nasty Girl

Stands for "National Guard." Usually applies to individuals who are, in fact, weekend warriors, but think that they are the most badass "Army" guy out there.

They talk about basic training constantly, and always take pictures of themselves in their gently used uniforms.

A typical nasty girl facebook post: "Random Drill Sergeant quote... HOOAH!!!!!"

That nasty girl always has to tell everybody about anything he does Army related.

by herpguy June 5, 2011

Nash

a naughty, salacious stud with a good heart

Nash has the dirtiest mind, but he's also a cool cat and good guy.

by studlyNY November 9, 2012

nasty

1. A word used to describes someone's excellent ability at something or to describe something that is ridiculously good.

Garett is nasty at basketball and soccer.
Sherr makes a nasty omelette

by Ideal January 22, 2005

nassin

a brand of Noodles in a Cup.

" man, these fuckin Nassin noodles are damn good "

by noodlemansam July 2, 2006

Nasal

The act of putting a penis up your nose. Similar to oral or anal, but with your nose.

"Hey man, wanna know why Jay-Z has such big nostrils?"
"What picking his nose? Is it because he's black??"
"Nah, he gives himself nasal."

"Heard Jessica gives good nasal"
"Better put that shnoz to work"

"Nasal is always better when they're sick, snot is great lube"

by aims6969 March 14, 2014

Nasty pussy

A pussy that has been well used by several different men, in a short period of time and left dripping with their cum for the next one.

By the end of the party Penny had a nasty pussy and was worried about taking it home to hubby.

by PennyM April 9, 2007

Nascar

The most underrated sport that receives so much unnecessary hate. Ignorant fucks who pee sitting down believe that Nascar is not a sport because it requires no physical strength and is as easy as turning left. these imbeciles are terribly wrong as drivers experience so much mental stress as well as physical exhaustion and experience a rush not present in any other sport; not mentioning that the drivers are fucking insane and have balls the size of Jupiter with each testicle weighing in at about 554554 megatons respectively. Racecars are no where near as similar as every poorly built street car and jackasses insist that any Nascar racecar is your typical Sunday beach cruiser. Yes the races can be extremely slow and boring but it is commonly found more amusing than 90 minutes of a scoreless soccer game or fishing. Nascar started in the blue collar South, thus dubbing every person associated with Nascar as an "inbred redneck". A hefty majority of the sport is definitely hickish, however, most of the drivers are studs who have hotter wives than any NFL player including a few who have college degrees. Stating that Nascar is not a sport is identical to stating that golf is not a sport based on the fact that your ignorant ass can't pick out the physical and mental demands present in both sports.

Preston Teabag the Third: "nascar is so easy i bet anyone can do it"
Nascar fan: "Why don't you hop in and try?"
Preston Teabag the third: *hops in* "which one is the gas and why are there three pedals?"

by Dunkleblake April 16, 2014