taking a number three

when a man shits on the toilet while having anal/vaginal intercourse with his woman

it was germaines birthday so she asked mark to take a number three, its taking a number two with your old lady, taking a number three is the true test of manhood

by queenlachiefa February 10, 2015

Nimbalo

A flaming homosexual who doesnt go to school on mondays

NImbalo is a flaming homosexual

by Strifey November 1, 2004

comfortably numb

Where one sits on their hand until it goes numb, then pleasures themself in an aid to fool the mind that its not them.
Can also be used with nail polish for the visual effect

I returned home last night on my own, unsuccessful in getting laid, so went comfortably numb in a bid to relieve myself.

by The Hoffster September 15, 2007

numair choudhury

resurrected spirit of an old ronin, numair was spotted in the mid-nineties in oberlin, ohio. his roots can be traced back to bangladesh, and other passions include writing fiction, bar-hopping, the continual search for selfhood, and yeah, great food which he loves cooking. he is apparently now in dallas, texas, completing a phd in literature.

numair choudhury as soon as thought of becomes dew.

by Numair A. Choudhury August 19, 2006

Numb

New England expression for wickedstupid.
Can can take this a step futher to say wicked numb.

My God but he is numb.

by Don Smith December 6, 2003

nubazor

A name for making fun of someone when they suck at a game.

Your garbage, your such a nubazor.

by jews r us November 26, 2006

Number Monkey

Noun. An accountant

A number monkey is someone who is hired to do slave labor accounting or the work of a monkey. A monkey could do the work better. I should hire a smoking monkey.

by landthisplane November 1, 2015