When you are a senior and you date a freshman. You also post weird photos that make your entire school feel uncomfortable.
by That stud 1128 May 20, 2018
Get the Weird Datingmug. When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.
To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.
To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.
"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"
by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017
Get the Date Munchiesmug. 
Person 1: "Jerry will you go on a picnic with me?"
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'
by JerryDoesThings November 14, 2020
Get the were not datingmug. a magnum date is a romantic evening at home involving a magnum bottle of wine, a magnum ice cream bar, and a magnum condom.
by dougie smalls August 21, 2012
Get the magnum datemug. They are nicer, fancier, and classier balls that come out when you're on a special date. Most girls know whether or not you've got your date balls hanging down there or if you're still just packing normal boring balls. Girls will generally bring it up once they know they've come out too.
Kate immediately grabbed Drew's hand and pulled him back to her bedroom from the TV once she noticed that his date balls had come out.
by thehomie69 September 5, 2013
Get the Date Ballsmug. by yaaaaaaa....bitch December 9, 2017
Get the unofficially datingmug.