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Ninja

n. pl. ninja or nin·jas or nin·jaed

One who takes loot before a group has made their decision. Typically greedy players and should not be trusted.
OMGWTF, someone just ninjaed Destiny in our UBRS raid!
by Tsurani September 4, 2005
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my ninja

Term of endearment to a friend. A salutation of sorts to friends.
What up my ninja!
Damn my ninja calm down.
by Adeate January 20, 2011
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My ninja

An asian friend who sticks with you no matter how bad situations get. It's the asian version of "my nigga".
by MisterRickster October 30, 2011
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ninja kill

Part of a stealth game where a group of individuals dress up as ninjas and must "kill" as many people as they can in one night-(i.e. midnight to sun rise). A "kill" is any stealthily executed pretend slicing of the neck or stabbing of a vital organ usually with a permanent marker of your favorite color to basically "claim" that kill. After marking and claiming his victim the ninja will whisper into the victims ear "NINJA KILL". This will cause any multiply tagged victim to despise the mere spelling of these words, which in turn causes the ninja extreme satisfaction especially after realizing just how many times you marked up this kids neck last night. {extremely fun in a dorm room, fraternity house, or if you've got the ninja balls a sorority house}{drunken, or stoned victims who won't know what to do or for that matter remember are highly recomended targets.}
Holy crap zach got ninja killed eight times last night by red and six by black, that means another ninja kill for fire ninja.
by Da' Godfather November 9, 2006
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ninja bash

A game played by two or more players. Whilst walking and/or driving, swimming, flying, riding a bicycle, etc. whenever a ninja (an muslim lady wearing religious headwear, technically called a peepscarf, that only shows her face and/or eyes) is spotted, you must hit another player on the arm and/or leg, crotch, nose and/or head whilst exclaiming as loudly as possible the words 'Ninja Bash!' Also known as postboxing.
Mate, have you got my.... NINJA BASH!... golf clubs?
by Jamal Cake November 2, 2007
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Ninja

1.
Noun;

a highly skilled assassin. It is widely accepted that ninjas are capable of literally melting into surfaces where the shadow is sufficient.
It is generally uncontested that a ninja is fully capable of killing you in the center of a social event without being seen, heard, or witnessed in any way by your senses. Hell, he'll probably be gone before you hit the damn floor.

2.
Adjective; to describe an act of extreme skill or stealth.

2.
Verb; an act of extreme skill or stealth. Usually used as a hyperbole, because nobody knows exactly how a ninja works, as normal people have yet to see it in action.
1.
"Wanna watch Naruto with me? He's a really cool ninja."
"No, no, you got it wrong. Naturo is a pussy, not a ninja."

2.
"Gentlemen! We just seized an airfield.
...That was pretty fucking ninja."

3.
"I just totally ninja'd that fool!"
"I concur. Ninja'd that fool you did."
by Pencil Vania April 27, 2010
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Silent Ninja

When a guy is having sex in the doggy-style position and spits in her anus and slowly and silently slides his fingers, usually his thumb or middle finger, into his woman's anus for better stimulus and for his own self-enjoyment of the moment, gently stroking it in and out, with the hopes that she doesn't mind or won't say anything! That's a silent ninja!

On the bad note: It could also be reversed too. A wicked girl can give her boyfriend a silent ninja too! And he might end up liking it!!!!
Last night I gave my girl friend a silent ninja and she didn't mind. I guess she likes it in the ass after all?
by Attila the Milf Hunter July 30, 2010
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