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Miles

One word... Glasses. Is he a nerd? Sure, but we love him for all of his curves (although he's skinny ;)). He says he has a six-inch, but how should I know? Hes Mormon by the way.
Actual quote from miles: "When it's soft it goes left, when it's hard it goes right".
by LittleKidLover(CJ)123 February 2, 2022
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Miles

Scrawny ass bitch, with a faggot girlfriend, and a little penis. He can’t pull for shit, and has hella chuzz, and hella AIDS.
NIGGA DONT BE A MILES
by Budging April 29, 2025
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miles

Miles is walking down the hallway

logan says whats miles like
dom says he is a bitch that everyone hates and has an imaginary penis.
Hey bitch nice cock miles oh wait you dont have one
by not -Finn April 12, 2022
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mystery mile

The portion of skin from between the end of your balls and start of your b hole. Your taint, gooch, etc
Awe man I have to shave my mystery mile before my date so Sarah can toss my salad
by GangGang2100 November 22, 2024
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Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.
dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.
by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018
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Mile Rakita

Hotter than anybody.And all school fake hoes wanna be him all of them talk shit around his back,but there just one thing,he dont wanna say the names who hates him,because they will be famous- like Mile.
Oh shit. Is that the best friend and most beautiful of all fake snakes. YES ITS THE-Mile Rakita.
by Cutie-Mile December 10, 2018
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Miles

A Miles is someone who seems healthy but literally eats 5 bags of Tapatío Doritos every week and hates all other Doritos.
“Damn… Harmon’s is out of Tapatío Doritos again!”
“I bet there was a Miles here today”
by goodgood123 November 23, 2021
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