Michael

A flying whale

Person 1: WOAH DID YOU SEE THAT?
Person 2: I think that was a Michael!

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ March 9, 2015

michael jordan

Considered to be the greatest athlete in American sports history. Jordan not only transformed the game of basketball, but changed sports marketing as well.

Yes, the modern athlete has evolved, but it is unlikely we will see one have the effect that Michael Jordan did.

by hoodilydidster January 8, 2008

Michael

A good name for a man who likes multiple girls in the same group. Sloppy seconds is his goal.

Michael is cool

by Ppap🐷🐷🐷 January 24, 2017

Michael Vick

1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record

2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job

3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them

4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there

5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses

Michael Vick has one of the worst passer rating in the NFL.

by Josh May 5, 2005

micah

to set oneself on fire with alcohol or anything really

oh my god he fucking micahed himself douse him with coke!

by Eli Graham Dylan January 21, 2008

Michael

A two faced asshole who thinks he is better than anyone else.

Michael was such a dick to me yesterday

by Bitch be fr April 2, 2019

Michael

Basically a guy with a dick the size of the CN Tower. Every girl wants to fuck him so hard mostly because he just broke up with his hot as fuck girlfriend. Back to the dick, always the at the first date he gets a blow job and then fucks the girl(s) for 1 hour straight, the performs an angery dragon. Michael has the nicest eyes and is very sexy. Anyone with the name Michael is known for their smarts and always has girls to Fuck

Oh my fuck look at his dick, and his eyes, oh dont forget his body. He is definitely a Michael.

by Baby oh Baby July 19, 2016