Mia Melano

The greatest porn star ever, perfect ass, perfect tits, perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect face, perfect age, perfect.

Man 1: Yo, are you watching Mia Melano’s new porno?
Man 2: Yurr, obviously she’s perfect

by I love Mia Melano September 8, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Mia

The most jaw dropping girl in the world! She's so beautiful and she makes me fill with butterflies! She's so cute and amazing

Person 1: I like someone

Person 2: they better be a mia

by Ilove/cherrios December 26, 2022

Mama Mia

What people watch when they have less than 3 brains watch. If u like this movie, you probably enjoy gay orgy's and watching your eardrum drip out. Borderline this movie sucks and you might need a bottle of bleach after this.

Mama mia, the worst movie ever made.

by Papa_shrek67 January 18, 2020

mamma mia

Typically used by the Italian plumber Mario from Nintendoland of folklore, it’s a replacement for curse words that he (or any Italian character) one might say before dying or losing their spaghetti.

Mario went under Bowser (the head of Nintendo) to get a new game, but he was milliseconds from crushing him. Mario said “mamma mia” before he lost one of his 5 lives then and the screen said “Mario x 4”.

by Kmart Queen August 6, 2023

Mia

A fine ass girl with AMAZING eyes great personality and funnier than my uncle. She is better than you at swimming, and can rizz you up with a look.

Me af: I fucking love Mia 😍😍

by Mia is mine 🤞🏽 March 24, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025