Mexican Faceclap

When a man nuts into his hand then proceeds to slap someone in the face.

Guy #1 "..then she walked out on me when I gave her the Mexican Faceclap."

Guy #2 "That sucks Foo."

by Rebelyell2nightboiz January 26, 2019

Mexican Pipeline

Like the Alaskan Pipeline, one puts beans in a condom and freezes it. Once frozen, it is used as a dildo.

Me: Yo, I’m gonna make an Mexican Pipeline to pound my girl’s ass later.
Carlos: Sweet bro.

by ColoredWaxStick June 6, 2019

Mexican Glue Trap

When you rip a girls wig off, cum on her head and stick it back on

“Girl I was with this nigga las night & he gave me a mexican glue trap”

by Spymumbogots December 20, 2019

Mexican miles

The miles available on your vehicle after the needle is on empty

We’re on empty but we have enough Mexican miles left to make it to the store

by TheLeeSauce December 26, 2019

mexican snorkel

when your parter fills their mouth with a mixture of chilli powder and water. you then proceed to have oral sex with them causing inflamation to both particapants. at the point of climax the sucker gargles, after climax the sucker proceed to swallow both the load and the cilli water

Boy 1: "fuck bro my cock really hurts"
Boy 2: "how come?"
Boy 1: "my girlfriend gave me the mexican snorkel, my penis is more inflamed then grenfell"
Boy 2: "holy fuck dude"

by xxx_feggit_xxx January 3, 2020

Mexican Dick Trap

Two dicks get inserted on either end of a Cheesy Roll Up from Taco Bell and are permanently trapped there

Matt and Jeff drunkenly put their dicks into a shared Cheesy Roll Up and were stuck in a Mexican Dick Trap

by Dickttrap January 5, 2020

Mexican Smoothie

When you eat out a Mexican girl on her period.

“Yo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.”

by TigerWoods June 1, 2020