theodore martin

theodore martin is a pretty cool dude

theodore martin is the best

by urmumisaverycoolhuman August 19, 2022

al-martin

God

If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.

by THE FUCKING LORAX October 8, 2019

Jenny Beth Martin

Co-Founder Tea Party Patriots. Tips, Tales, and Thoughts of Peach State. Christian, Conservative, was Republican now American. Live laugh love. Uncomfortable with same sex anything.

I got shot by Jenny Beth Martin when I tried to kiss my boyfriend.

by BuckSuck February 7, 2021

Martin's Chili

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.

He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.

by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021

Martin

jess is the better martin

"hey, who's the better martin?"
" jess is."

by notrueshoodie September 13, 2025

Martin middle school

Basically an ass school full of ass people. Sure it might be the best curriculum in Raleigh but let’s be honest. No one cares. All the popular girls are assholes and all the “hot boys” are bigots. “Just take a joke” no bitch you just called me a slur. Sure there’s a nice person here and there but I’m gonna have to say that the best ones at this school are the gays and the emos . That one group of lgbtq kids that everyone thinks is weird. They’re literally the nicest and most supporting people at this school. (Not THAT group of gays that are probably furries). My point is everyone there thinks theyre so “ratchet” and “such a baddie”- like girl literally shut up nobody gives a fuck about you.

The only good thing I have to say about this school is that it’s not super racist. There are a lot of straight white republicans though

“Ew those act like the kids from Martin middle school”

by ItsSamBitchesss July 24, 2022

Martin

he's quite the most wonderful person you ever meet, he is caring, loyal, intelligent, handsome, sweet but also sour sometimes. Martin is someone you can always count on he's a very trustworthy and warm-hearted soul. If only he could see that he's that his existence is changing other ppls lifestyle. He's that kid who gets along with everyone and always fit in those popular school groups, he's probably a dog and catlover but he hates bugs. There's also some sides you will never know about him, he seems very lovely and nice around other but could talk shit right behind their backs once you're close with them. He also is an addict but will never admit it and if you ever plan to confess to him, give him time and don't rush. Anyways he's a good friend and pretty polite when it comes to elder ppl, so don't be afraid and get yourself a Martin, a perfect savage Boyfriend who will open up to you very quick.

A: Hey do you know this kid Martin?
B: oh Martin? that one emo idiot?

A: what? i mean... like yes him💀

by your hopeless romantic August 13, 2022