Mount Gambier

A Mid-Sized town in South Australia that is largely supported by the local forestry industry. Mount Gambier has over 5 pubs, multiple drive through bottlos, a large liquor warehouse; and one health food store. The youths of this town spend most of their time either drinking, or driving up and down the main street doing what they call "mainies". There is a sparse amount of culture in Mount Gambier, and the single theatre hosts more stand up shows then actual theatre or music. Mount Gambier is a sanctuary for those who seek a simple existence free from the burden of culture and intelligence. But for the few people stuck there who have brains and hopes and dreams Mount Gambier is a bogan hell.

Person 1: So where do you live?
Person 2: ...Mount Gambier
Person 1: Oh my god, i didnt know im so sorry.
Person 2: So am I.

by Thewhitewarlock December 28, 2010

Battle Mountain

Only small town in the country that gets national recognition on a regular basis.

MTV, Washington Post, NY Times & MSNBC dont lie... Battle Mountain, Nevada. "RESPEK!!"... go cop that 'Downtown Battle Mountain' cd too you punk-ass bitches

by SL5 9-1-siccness2da 7-7-f5ve March 24, 2009

double click your mouse

when a girl masturbates

Do you double click your mouse?

by c8lin May 21, 2003

mouse trap mom

An anxious, delusional mother who enjoins her child to behave by making fantastic claims about the likely consequences of her child's misbehavior. Like the board game Mouse Trap, her claims involve a series of improbable events, ending in disaster.

Mouse Trap Mom: Bobby, stop jumping around! The people in line are holding coffee, and if you bump into them, they are going to spill coffee all over your face, and then you'll be scarred for life, like Seal, except you won't be able to sing well, since you'll break your vocal chords when you cry from the hot coffee burns, so no girls will like you. Out of desperation you'll awkwardly start experimenting with guys. You'll get really drunk one night and have rough sex with a guy in a Chelsea bar and then your ass will be tore up like goatse. You'll never be able to shit right, again, so you'll have to stay away from beans and rice, which is a shame, because they would have prevented you from getting intestinal cancer. So you'll get it and die alone when you are 37. So stop fucking jumping around.

by nb c lo August 6, 2009

Gayzor Mountains

A mountain where everyone is gay.

You come from the gayzor mountains where everyone is gay.

by Erika December 12, 2004

foot in mouth

when one accidentally says something offensive or stupid

example 1:

amy: "she agrees with me, see you're in shape! finally someone who agrees with me"

norman: "who disagreed?"

example 2:

andrew stone: "your mom is stupid"

david: "your mom is fat"

(person's mom walks in, and heard him put his foot in his mouth)

david: "oh,... uhm hi Mrs. Stone"

example 3:

little kid's mom: "i feel bloated"

little kid named ben: "its okay to be fat when you're old"
(little kids are usually excused from foot in mouth because of their ignorance and innocence)

by eeeeeeoooooop August 1, 2012

moutain dew

The most ultimate pop/soda/soft drink. It`s known for its high level of caffine, but come on when it's early in the morning we all need a good jolt.

Alex woke up at 2:00am and drank some moutain dew to wake up.

by Ed187 July 4, 2008