milk kiss

When someone cums in your mouth and you kiss someone else

Dude?! I just gave a milk kiss to Jenny?!

by McDonald's cum October 3, 2021

buying milk

The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.

Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀

by imp fuck2 August 2, 2022

milk recycling

When enjoying a bowl of cereal, the act of dripping out the milk for further use.

Most commonly seen when the user requires a second serving and has no more milk in the carton or gallon.

Bob1: I'm gon grab some milk and cereal, want some?
Bob2: Damn forgot to buy some milk, i guess u gonna have to use milk recycling on the rest

Bob1: bitch

by thatguywholikesmilk April 4, 2011

Milking a Dragon

Receiving a surprisingly warm or spicy facial.

Lee: “What a night…”

Mike: “I can see that!”
Lee: “I know, my eyes are really red..”

Mike: “They certainly are - it looks like you’ve been milking a dragon…”

Lee: “Must’ve been something he ate..”

by Mickey Rawlins June 28, 2022

drowsy milk

The milk produced by a nursing mother after she's had a drink or two at happy hour. Thus making the baby tired when it nurses.

I can't wait for happy hour today. Baby's getting some drowsy milk tonight!

by OAssBitches March 29, 2015

milk fingers

When you dunk your Oreos into milk using your fingers and get milk on them.

Ha! He didn't use a fork to dunk his Oreos, and now he has milk fingers!

by savvykam April 10, 2017

chockee milk

1. The greatest drink ever created. The semen of Christ himself. No one (not even the boys) could possibly manifest the resistance to say no to this legendary beverage.

2. The prized liquid gold of all cross country runners.

I would shoot someone for an ounce of chockee milk.

by Alexis_nigglet July 20, 2020