MLIAJ

"My life is a joke". Unfortunate, annoying things just keep happening to you. Over, and over and over again.

Kim: "Guess what happened to me yesterday."
Sue: "What?"
Kim: "They lost my luggage at the airport. And this creepy guy won't stop stalking me. Oh, and I fell down the stairs...again. MLIAJ."

by eyehasanidea January 13, 2010

mlp jar

a famous cum jar that had rainbow dash from my little pony in it.

there is no reason mlp jar should ever be brought up

by Nag Trimers April 7, 2020

mlme

More Life More Everything

"Blessed Earthstrong Blood, MlMe."

by Pink P*ssy February 23, 2020

mlijb

A horrible creation that has been named a web site. This is for those crazy justin beiber fans that want to find and rape him. If you are a MLIA person then please understand that you may feel nausea after going on this web site. Also you can't change the language on it so that you don't have to see it. I would know. I tried three different times.

(crazy justin beiber fan): OH MY GOSH!!! LETS GO ON MLIJB! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER? HE'S SO DREAMY!
(crazy justin beiber fans MLIAer friend): ......I don't know you freak. No friend of mine is a Justin Beiber fan. AVADA KEDAVRA!

by Your fellow MLIAer April 29, 2011

Mlipping

Mlipping, a very dangerous and illegal act on the popular sandbox game Garry’s Mod. When a Player goes on the server and hacks the server to make everyone die. Very similar to the infamous act known as Tab Dotching!

Player: I JUST GOT MLIPPED! JED IS MLIPPING!
Staff: What the heck! You are getting banned

by MemeLogic February 26, 2021

MLS Lifer

A derogatory term used by U.S. Men's National Soccer Team fans to older Major League Soccer players who get national team callups instead of the younger and more skilled European-based players who have more competitive experience.

I can't believe they called up this bum MLS lifer Aaron Long for the World Cup over John Brooks, a completely better defender with actual experience against European teams.

by ENoscatt June 5, 2023

bye love u ml. x ❤️

siannas infamous quote. legend has it ellie still get defensive about this.

“oh you’re going to portugal for under a day for some wedding?”
“yeah, bye love u ml. x ❤️”

or

“i have something really important to tell you guys..”
“oh god, what is it?”
“bye love u ml. x ❤️”

by JUL1E February 6, 2023